Booper Duper

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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jadeitemaster:
“ kargrub:
“ tallestsilver:
“ hotllamasex:
“ holyhandgrenaded:
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i want to play this game
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I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care
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IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND...
holyhandgrenaded

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hotllamasex

i want to play this game

tallestsilver

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

kargrub

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

WE TRIED IT AS WELL

SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

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Fire can not kill a dragon

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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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you thinking that comment was necessary

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thinking

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wen u zoom in

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I love this post

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love

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It just keeps getting better

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the internet

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this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

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Your mental illness is lying to you.

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You are not stupid.

You are not ugly.

You are not worthless.

You are not weak.

You are not a burden.

Your mental illness is lying to you.

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Fuck.

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Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

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YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

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in addition: yes i love you and your existence

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Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

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Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

chi-dan

Needed this and BOOSTING

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needed this.

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ALL OF THIS

Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much

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You are beautiful.

You are important.

You are valued.

You are loved.

You are family.

You will always be safe here, and you are never a burden to me.  

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Im glad you are here today.